CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my daily dose of coffee like a person needs oxygen. Seriously, the idea of starting my day without it makes me stress. Latte doesn't concern much, as long as that robust flavor hits my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's power for my being. I am a being of routine, and that habit is my daily dose. Runnin